Surat untuk Bill Gates

Surat Untuk Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found
some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in
system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my
home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife
lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with
this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify
this problem.

4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn
'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is
only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will
provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you
keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide
'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please does
not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife
know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are
selling WINDOWS ?

Spec PC Aku

ini adalah pc aku. aku beli pc nie asing². pada mulanya pc aku mmg hampeh, lembab lak tu. ye la..dengan specnyer pentium3 dengan menggunakan sdram (bukan ddr)dengan monitor besar gedabak 17inci.kemudian aku upgrade pc aku sikit² sampailah jadi macho sket seperti dalam gambar di atas.

bermula dengan membeli monitor baru sbb monitor lama rosak. klu tak aku beli hardware dalam dulu. ye la..performance kena naikkan dulu, baru la kecantikan pc. mcm kereta la senang. body lawa, ada lampu neon lg, tp lembab, horsepower kurang la, tak tukar minyak 3 tahun la. tak boleh gak.

tahun berikutnyer aku beli motherboard dengan processor pula. duit tak cukup, pinjam kat member. ram pulak aku pinjam kat member sbb dia salah beli ram. aku pinjam la dulu.

selepas beberapa bulan aku angkut graphic card ngan ram pulak. gembira giler aku. dapat gak main game feveret aku. akhirnya lengkap lah pc aku yang terbaik setakat nih.

nih spec pc aku.

Intel Core 2 Duo
DDR2 Crosair XMS2 1Gx2
Geforce 8800GT

Macamana pula dengan bajet?

Motherboard = RM 180
Processor = RM 410
Hard Disk 160G = RM 190
Monitor = RM 610
RM1390 <-- Dibeli pada tahun 2007

Ram = RM 160
Graphic card = RM 610
RM 770 <-- Dibeli pada tahun 2008

Jumlah = RM1160

Jumlah pon bleh tahan gak..