"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN!"

"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

Terlalu hebat untuk buat kerja senang.

Ini adalah email berantai antara designer dengan pelanggannya. Pelanggan ini kehilangan kucing belaan nyer tapi dia tak tahu membuat poster. Maka dia upah la seorang designer 'profesional' ini untuk membantunya.

Waspada. Kita Sedang Diperhati.

Nak tengok harimau jadian?

Bapa siapa pling hebat

Bapa siapa pling hebat

Ajoi, Sumardi dan Sharom sedang bercerita tentang kehebatan bapa-bapa diaorang:

Sharom: Bapa aku hebat.. Dia boleh tumbangkan pokok dengan badannya jer.

Ajoi dan Sumardi : Hebatnya, ayah kau kerja aper?

Shahrom: Dia juara sumo

Sumardi: Hmm kalau camtu ayah aku lagi hebat. Dia boleh mengangkat barang seberat 1 tan.

Sharom dan Ajoi : Wah, ayah ko keje aper?

Sumardi : Ayahku juara angkat berat.

Ajoi: Kalau camtu hebat lagi bapa aku, dia boleh menghentikan lori tangki yang sedang dipandu laju dengan hanya satu tangan jer.

Sharom dan Sumardi: Wow… paling hebat nih, kalah bapa kitaorang. Bapak ko kerja aper Joi?

Ajoi: Bapa aku kerja polis trafik ..

Surat untuk Bill Gates

Surat Untuk Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found
some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in
system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my
home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife
lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with
this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify
this problem.

4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn
'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is
only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will
provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you
keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide
'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please does
not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife
know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are
selling WINDOWS ?

Main cocok-cocok

Aminah adalah sorang budak pompuan yang malas dan tak pernah tumpukan
perhatian.

1 hari kat kelas agama,dia tido je cam biasa. Ustazah pun tanya
soalan

"Sape orang yang patut kita hormati dan sayangi?".





Takde sape jawab. Ada ar sorang budak laki kat belakang Aminah tu
jahat sikit.

Dia pun cocok bontot Aminah dengan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "MAK!!"

Ustazah pun puji Aminah sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.

Aminah sambung tido balik.

Ustazah tanya lagi soalan.

"Sape pencipta alam dan segalanya?"

Budak tu cocok lagi ngan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "YA ALLAH!!"

Sekali lagi ustazah puji dia sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.

Aminah sambung tido balik.

Pastu ustazah pun tanya lagi soalan.

"Apa yang patut sorang isteri ucapkan pada suami setiap kali sebelum
tidur?"

Budak tu cocok lagi.

Tapi kali ni Aminah bengang dan dia kata

"Ko cocok bontot aku pakai benda tu lagi siap!!"

Ustazah tu berbuih mulutnya dan terus pengsan.